George Bush & Bill Gates

OK, what do George W. Bush and Bill Gates have to do with a school board election? Indeed, I’ve mentioned them in my Voters Pamphlet statement, my videotaped Voters Guide speech and on the home page of my campaign website.

I could be charged with simply exploiting the growing hatred of George W. Dumbass for political gain in a notoriously liberal city. On the other hand, my almost visible hatred of Bill Gates is a political liability in this amazingly clueless city.

Moreover, I don’t hate George Bush (and Bill Gates) only during elections. Indeed, I’ve created independent websites that focus largely on Bush (Jail4Bush) and Gates (Freedomware).

In addition, I’ve graduated from advocating jail for America’s worst president ever to advocating the death penalty—an attitude that could never make any friends in Seattle, where loony liberals would rather let workers, teachers and children suffer than bring their tormentors to justice.

I would also point out that launching Jail4Bush, then upgrading it to Death4Bush, was a somewhat dangerous excursion into unknown waters. One webhost dumped my website, falsely claming it violated the Patriot Act.

But I quickly bounced back and hope to get revisions of Jail4Bush and Freedomware back online soon. So let me stop beating around the bush and explain what Bush & Gates have to do with a school board campaign.

Issue #1: Corporate Corruption

In my opinion, corporate corruption is the most urgent political issue of our era (and arguably the most important issue in world history). For we can solve no other major issues, from global warming to militarization, without putting corporations on a leash.

Although many thousands of de facto criminals are members of what might be termed the Corporate Mafia, there are no greater symbols than George W. Bush and Bill Gates. I pray that some day, all these thugs can be brought to justice, and I’d like to start the ball rolling by nailing Bush and Gates.

Given the enormity and urgency of this issue, combined with the fact that so few people are fighting back against corporate corruption, I maintain that every candidate for every office—from President to local school board—should do his or her part by making corporate corruption an issue. Just as most Americans pulled together to win World War II, so should we all pull together to defeat corporate terrorism, which is an even more insidious danger.

Grassroots Activism

The next step is to make the message more meaningful by tailoring it to local issues. How has corporate corruption affected the local economy, schools or media?

That certainly opens a Pandora’s box here in Seattle! We should never forget that the Seattle Times endorsed George W. Bush during his first presidential bid. King County Democrats wasted little time in emulating George Bush in exploiting 9/11 for political and corporate gain. Our local economy is still not a pretty sight, and the de facto privatization of our public schools continues.

George Bush has visited the Seattle area several times in search of political support and money. Exactly who does he visit, aside from his pal Bill Gates and fellow high-tech billionaire Craig McCaw?

Of course, Bill Gates is especially relevant because Seattle is his background, and the Seattle School District appears to have become a Microsoft subsidiary. Speaking of which, I’ve discovered evidence that Bill Gates has actually contributed to the Seattle School District’s effort to close schools! This is especially remarkable when you consider all the hot air Billy blows about the glories of smaller schools.

By the way, I added Bill Gates to my hit list only after a corporate operative sent me a computer virus during my first bid for public office, later claiming he was relaying “season’s greetings” from Bill Gates, Senior, a story I’ve related elsewhere. Until then, I hadn’t realized how much the Gates crime family cares about education.

I run educational campaigns, and I want the public to learn the truth about George Bush and Bill Gates. Blasting Il Dunce in Seattle might be preaching to the church choir, but getting the truth about Bill Gates out there is a much more daunting task. I’m working on a series of articles that will explore Bill Gates, Microsoft and their allies and operatives.

Stay tuned!

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